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Khloe Isn’t A Kardashian
“What do you mean I have to take a paternity test?” Back in November, Kris Jenner admitted to cheating on Robert Kardashian for no other reason than to shill copies of her book, so of course it never...
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Khloe Kardashian Not Exactly Denying Her Fatherless Sasquatch-ness
Khloe Kardashian has reacted to Robert Kardashian‘s ex-wife who claimed in a new interview with Star that she’s not a real Kardashian, but instead the result of an affair Kris Jenner had with another...
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Robert Kardashian Said Khloe’s His Daughter To Get Out of Having More Kids....
Yesterday, we found out that Robert Kardashian supposedly told two of his ex-wives that Khloe isn’t his biological daughter and was the result of Kris Jenner cheating on him with, I dunno, let’s say a...
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Kris Jenner’s Kids Caught Her Cheating On Robert Kardashian With Bruce Jenner
“Look at that nice young girl flashing her hoo-ha for attention. Why can’t Kendall be more like that?” On top of learning that Robert Kardashian admitted to his ex-wives that Khloe was basically a...
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O.J. Simpson Is Khloe Kardashian’s Dad
The National Enquirer isn’t exactly the most accurate publication known to man, mostly because this site is, but occasionally they nail one so far out of the park, aliens are peeing on it in a sex...
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There’s Going To Be A ‘Khloe’s Real Dad’ Episode of Keeping Up With The...
We’ve had a lot of laughs about who Khloe Kardashian‘s real dad is, but now Kris Jenner‘s trying to make a buck off of it, so let’s get down to brass tacks and lower the ratings by all agreeing it’s...
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Simon Cowell’s Penis Is Hemorrhaging Money
“The name’s Boob, Man Boob. Double-O Bitch-tits.” Simon Cowell has more money stashed in sweater cows than most industrialized nations, so naturally he has sex with lots of women because deep down...
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How Brandi Glanville Found Out LeAnn Rimes Was Banging Eddie Cibrian
Of course Brandi Glanville has written a book, and of course, it details how she found out LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian were having an affair while filming the Lifetime movie Northern Lights in 2009....
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Of Course There’s A Kris Jenner Sex Tape
If you’re wondering how a busy, working mom like Kris Jenner found time to learn how to write, produce and direct Kim Kardashian‘s sex tape, it turns out Kris is an old pro at filming people having...
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Khloe Kardashian Is Getting A Divorce
Rumors have been flying around that Khloe Kardashian is filing for divorce from Lamar Odom because he’s banging hundreds of women behind her back. Except now it’s safe to say with absolute certainty...
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